Want Your Selfies Retouched? Of Course You Do [VIDEO]

Wow, the selfie has come a long way.

If you had the chance to have your selfies retouched before you posted them, would you take it?

A full 98 percent said YES!!!!!

What's cuckoo to me is that only 2 percent feel OK posting an unedited picture of themselves. C'mon, do you REALLY think all of social media is going to notice your slight blonde mustache?

Oh god. Do I have a MUSTACHE?!?!?! (...great commercial)

Sony has come out with a new phone that makes you look a little hotter in your selfies...it's the "world's best selfie smartphone".

Ok, fine. Make it 99 percent. But first...lemme take a selfie.