Little Girl Doesn’t Mince Words in Adorable Breakup Note

The piercing sting of Cupid's arrow may only be surpassed by the rage of a woman scorned.

In this adorable note, a little girl named Rachel dumps her boyfriend, Shawn. Looking back, it appears their relationship actually may have ended just as it began.

We applaud Rachel for being a modern woman and not sitting by idly while Shawn lives the life of a adolescent gigolo, courting other girls in the sandbox and going out behind her back to enjoy a late afternoon juice box with the new girl in art class.