Corey Feldman Plays Minor League Baseball Field, GM Apologizes for Falling ‘Far Below Expectations’ [VIDEO]

Like any red-blooded 40-year-old, American woman, I had a crush on the Corey's.  Both of them.  I even watched the (awful) reality show, The Two Coreys.  I guess that's one reason I have sympathy Corey Feldman right now.

The other reason is it appears that the team/stadium he performed at did a LOUSY job of promoting, setting up and hosting the show!

Was it a spectacular show/set up?  Not really.  Probably wasn't Corey's idea of the ideal set-up either.  They put him by like, a salsa stand.

Then things got CRAZY unprofesh.

For this performance, the GM of the team issued the following apology:

Fans thought that was unprofessional (as did THIS morning show DJ...) and Corey launched back on Twitter:

Remember, folks, this was a minor league baseball game, where next month's entertainment includes a bunch of monkeys riding around on dogs. Seriously. Here's proof.

So, State College Spikes GM, the next time YOU have teen idol status and a 35-year-long career in entertainment, you let Keith and I know when you're coming to town.  We'll be happy to set up a stall in the bathroom next to the water cooler for ya.

PS we have no water cooler.