Keeping Cool With A Little Humor

We are seeing heat indexes that we have not seen in decades. It's smoking hot in Buffalo. If I had an egg I could save on my electric bill and fry it on a sidewalk, a clean sidewalk preferably.  IF your looking for ways to stay cool, here's a list of some pretty funny ways to do it. Some of them may sound weird, but hey it works!!!

1. Placing a very cold can of Soda in your cleavage

2. Grab a squirt bottle with a fan

3. Have your honey cool down the car for you while you wait inside

4. Drink water with nutrients added

5. Wear thinner underwear and leave the girdle at home

6. Place ice packs under your pillow

7. Place a cool towel on your neck