The Top Five Signs You Live In A Small Town

TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN
1. The Welcome sign is on the same post as the "Thanks for visiting" sign
2. The only sport at the local high school is that guy on the Solitaire team
3. While standing on Main Street, part of you was out of town
4. An election is complete until both ballots have been counted
5. The City Hall/Police Station/Fire Station is also the Grocery Store/Laundromat/Quickie Lube