It’s A Cat … Wearing A Shark Costume … Riding A Roomba … Chasing a Duckling [VIDEO]

In my 15 years of broadcasting, and 38 years of living on this planet, I never -- I repeat, NEVER -- have incorporated those few things into one sentence before.  And I never thought I ever would.

But for no good reason, and for every GREAT reason, I give you --

A Cat.

Wearing a shark costume.

Riding a Roomba.

Chasing a duckling.

Seriously.