Rejected Halloween Costumes 2017

Just because we love to help, here's a list of costumes that didn't quite make the cut for Halloween 2017.*

Too Pale President: Now available for half price, this costume was rejected by quality control for not being orange enough, also, hands too big-ly.
Wondering Woman: OK, so we didn't secure the rights from Marvel, but boy is she strong...and curious.
Britney Shears 10th Anniversary Edition: This throwback costume takes us back to Brit's infamous 2007 meltdown which culminated with shaving her head and thwarting paparazzi with an umbrella.
Normal Stuff: This collection of costumes was rejected when the designer got SUPER mixed up making a Stranger Things inspired set of costumes.
Hawaiian Pizza Costume: Of course you know why this got rejected, and if you don't, you can just stop with trying to put any fruit (other than tomatoes) on my pizza.
Vegan Sunbathing Vampire: Turns out drinking blood and avoiding sunlight is critical to a good vampire costume.
Zombie Taylor Swift: Submitted by Katy Perry last season when Taylor was dead to her. This year, Taylor submitted the idea, and it's now been removed from the rejected list.
Dangling Katy Perry: Weirdly enough, also submitted by Katy Perry, this costume was rejected because the scaffolding wouldn't fit in the car.
Tailor Swift: This costume comes complete with measuring tape, sewing kit, straight pins and running shoes.
Pennywise the Clown's understudy: Pound Foolish, always walking away from a good investment opportunity.