Congratulations to Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jionni LaValle! The happy couple welcomed their second child -- a baby girl! -- into the world today, Sept. 26.
Between your foolproof stencil of Justin Bieber's face and an endless supply of premium 99 cent carving tools, you probably envisioned yourself minutes away from that dreamy pop star pumpkin glowing all over your neighbors' jealous faces. What could go wrong?
Yes, it is true that there may be a law named after Snooki. But, it's not a good one. The law that would be called "Snookiville Law" (like...you would think this had to be a joke, right?) and it's looking like it is truly shaping up to become a law in New Jersey. It is going to be in place because...