Sorry I’m Late — I was Farding
This morning, we learned something new.
The definition of "fard".
fard[fahrd]noun1. facial cosmetics
verb (used with object)
2. to apply cosmetics to (the face).
We asked you to use it in a sentence.
And hours of 2nd grade humor erupted.
These are from our text line (716-241-9696) :
Kris from UB: I have been farding for over 30 years and I'm just tired of it.
Kris K / Buffalo: I love farding while listening to my favorite morning show on mix 96
Chrissy / Buffalo: I can FARD in the dark
Ashleigh / East Aurora: My friend is always late for work so she has no time for Farding at home, she waits to do it at her desk in front of everyone
Stacy / Lockport: I just passed Leann School of Beauty, can you imagine all the farding that goes on in there
Mary / Wheatfield: My husband gets upset with me every morning because I'm constantly farding at the Kitchen table . he says it causes the table to lose it shine!
Amy / Depew: It seems that the young girls of today learn the art of farding much earlier than their mothers! You see them all farded up even in middle school
Steve / Buffalo: I always know we are going to have a fun night out when I come home to catch my wife farding.
Carolyn / Hamburg: I have not farded in a couple of days!!!!
Greg / Hamburg: By mistake the other day I walked in on my girlfriend while she was farding on the toilet ...
These came from Facebook:
Time to laugh. We just learned "FARDING" means to put on make up. I can't believe I saw someone farding while driving on the 290! Your turn: use "farding" in a sentence here:
Posted by Mix 96 on Friday, October 2, 2015
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