Drunk College Kid Demands Bacon Jalapeno Mac and Cheese [VIDEO]

As my favorite saying goes, "There's a time and place for everything and it's called college."

But when I was in college, there wasn't much social media or other methods of reminding future employers what kind of idiot I was.

Too bad for 19-year-old Luke Gatti, who stumbled into a cafeteria with an open beer this weekend.  The manager told the University of Connecticut student to leave, but instead he caused a HUGE scene, swearing at and shoving the manager.

One of the cooks took charge, and took him down until the cops arrived.  He's now facing trespassing and breach of peace charges -- permanent-record kind of stuff.

His parents must be thrilled.

(WARNING:  Gratuitous amounts of un-bleeped profanity.)